Does Your Pump Talk to You?

I had heard women say before that their pumps talked to them. I never noticed it with Miles but this time around the pump has a lot to say.

I'm traveling for work today and pumping in one of my employees' offices. My pump keeps saying, "Stay home! Stay home! Stay home!" Last week as I watched the drips barely coat the bottom of the bottle it kept saying, "You suck! You suck! You suck!"

Does your pump talk to you? And is she as much of a bitch as mine is?